1. Become indiscriminately amorous.
2. Dance aggressively, with no respect for other people’s personal space.
3. Attempt choreographed dance moves with your friends.
4. Suddenly remember a key skill from your youth, and insist on demonstrating it.
5. Impulse-buy stupid things on Amazon/eBay.
6. Convince yourself that karaoke is a good idea.
This is always the moment you realise you have AN AWFUL LOT OF FEELINGS, which you can only express by SHOUTING.
And you go on shouting, even when you don’t really know the words.
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